Green Eggs and Exams

I am Bum

I am Bum
Bum I am

That Bum-I-am
That Bum-I-am
I do not like that Bum-I-am

Do you like
cheating on exams?

I do not like to,
Bum-I-am.
I do not like
cheating on exams.

Would you like to
Here or there?

I would not like to
here or there.
I would not like to
anywhere.
I do not like
cheating on exams.
I do not like to,
Bum-I-am.

Would you like to
in a class?
Would you like to
help me pass?

I do not like to
in a class.
I do not like to
help you pass.
I do not like to
here or there.
I do not like to anywhere.
I do not like cheating on exams.
I do not like to, Bum-I-am.

Would you do it
for a peer?
Would you do it
if I persevere?

Not for a peer.
Not if you persevere.
Not for a class.
Not to help you pass.
I would not like to here or there,
I would not do it anywhere.
I do not like cheating on exams.
I do not like to, Bum-I-am.

Would you, could you
on Facebook?
Help me! Help me!
Let me have a look!

I would not,
could not
on Facebook
.

You would save me.
You will see.
Only this time,
listen to my plea!

Not for your plea.
I would not, could not listen to your plea.
Not on Facebook!  You let me be!

I do not do it for a peer.
I do not do it if you persevere.
I do not do it in a class.
I do not do it to help you pass.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like cheating on exams.
I do not like to, Bum-I-am.

Just once! Just once!
Just once! Just once!
Could you, would you,
just this once?

Not just this once!  Not for your plea!
Not on Facebook! Bum! Let me be!
I would not, could not, for a peer.
I would not, could not, if you persevere.
I would not do it in a class.
I would not do it to help you pass.
I would not do it here or there.
I would not do it anywhere.
I do not like to, Bum-I-am.

Hey!
On gchat?
Here on gchat!
Would you, could you, on gchat?

I would not, could not,
on gchat.

Would you, could you,
For a dunce?

I would not, could not, for a dunce.
Not on gchat.  Not just this once,
Not on Facebook, Not for your plea!
I do not do it, Bum, you see.
Not in a class.  Not for a peer.
Not to help you pass.  Not if you persevere.
I do not do it here or there.
I do not do it anywhere!

You do not like
cheating on exams?

I do not
like to
Bum-I-am.

Could you, would you,
for a fine?

I would not,
could not,
for a fine!

Would you, could you,
here online?

I would not, could not here online.
I will not, will not for a fine.
I will not do it for a dunce,
I will not do it just this once.
Not on gchat!  Not if you plea!
Not on Facebook!  You let me be!
I do not like to for a peer.
I do not do it if you persevere
I do not like to in a class
I do not do to help you pass
I do not like to here or there.
I do not like to ANYWHERE!

I do not like
cheating
on exams!

I do not like to,
Bum-I-am.

You do not like to,
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may!
Try it and you may I say.

Bum!
If you won’t let me be,
I will report you.
You will see.

Say!
I do hate cheating on exams!
I do! I hate to, Bum-I-am!
And I would hate to here online!
And I would hate to for a fine…
And I would hate to for a dunce.
And I would hate to just this once.
And on Facebook. And if you plea.
You are so fake, so fake you see!

So I would hate to for a peer.
And I would hate to if you persevere.
And I would hate to in a class.
And I would hate to help you pass.
And I would hate to here and there.
Say! I would hate to ANYWHERE!

I do so hate cheating on exams!
F*%! you!
F*%! you, Bum-I-am!

About Rachel Stine

Rachel Stine (COM'12) is the Campus Editor for the Quad. She loves sailing the uncharted waters of BU's campus goings-on to uncover some of its deepest secrets and hidden treasures.

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