Even weeks after Jersey Shore ended, one #TweetCreep tweep is still trying to make it relevant to their tweets, and shockingly enough, it’s not @BUDiningService. That, some (insert sad face) tweets from @Boston_CSA and @MugarLib, mo money mo problems for Greek life, and the next unwelcome BU “parody” Twitter account pitched by @TheGSU all in this week’s #TweetCreep. The #BU Twitterverse proved to be crazier than even Charlie Sheen and Ke$ha in Boston on the same night this week. And it’s not even #MarathonMonday yet…
#Grilling
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It’d be SO awkward if anyone mistakes another group of Filipinos grilling for @BUFSA. That’d be so #losing.
Lambda Kia Alpha
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I hope their car ride wasn’t as excruciatingly annoying as this (or that). #hamsterhatred
Water Polo Lingo
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Tehehehe. They said “dump.” #PeterGriffintweet
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DUMP ‘EM UP, DUMP ‘EM UP, BC SUCKS?
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Wow, all those years of college and Rhett’s apparently illiterate?
Disparities Between Countries Make Me š
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Yeeeah, I think that emoticon really summarizes the negative extent of warfare.
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Hooray for America for sharing their secret to obesity with China!
Studying Anatomy on the 3rd Floor
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…this could get dirty. Though, I wouldn’t know because my years at #BU have been spent avoiding @MugarLib like the plague. #4yearsenioritis
Put Your Money Where Your Tweet Is
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Oh snap, @BUClassGift11, #yaburnt!
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Umm, guess they don’t speak “insult” fluently? Or they’re just tweeting this through clenched teeth.
Are Flasks Allowed in Club Mugar?
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If you’re in a library on #MarathonMonday, there’s no point in whatever studying you’re doing because you have failed as a college student.
It’s a Dorm Knock Life
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@ASDB_BU would be the most passive roommate ever.
Kick You in the Dodgeballs
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That team must have HUGE dodgeballs.
At a Winkleloss for Words
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Funny, that was the updated Facebook status of the judge in the Winklevi case.
Cheers to That, Kid
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Toddlers and alcohol are no laughing matter, unless you can reference it to yourself in a clever way like @butv10_thewire did.
@EvilBURippedOffParodyAccounts
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Well 1. you can’t have a Twitter account with a hashtag in it, and 2. DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM! #BUredundantandnolongercreativeTwitteraccountproblems
Crackcakes & Tigertea
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One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong…
Can’t We Just Watch Reading Rainbow?
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@MugarLib’s tweets for some literary love are becoming increasingly sad and desperate. #singletear
Why @BUDiningService Deserves His Own Comedy Tour
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Would you guys really expect anyone else??
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If there was a #TweetCreep Tweet of the Week award, this would be the #twinning nominee.
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NO WAY, I just can’t believe that — Cane’s sauce is like CRACK, how could Sheen not want it soaked in that instead?!
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It’s true, your mind has to be Texas Toasted to sit through that despicable attempt at comedy. #TwoandaHalfBrainCells
Just Got Paid, Friday Night…
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Yes if you’re referencing the *NSYNC album, no if you’re referencing the awful romcom.
Drinking Marathon Until Monday
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Off-campus apartments sure know how to party when they’re starting to pregame for #MarathonMonday 5 days in advance.
Raining Yoga Mats and Dogs
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If you’re starting to report on the weather inside a building, you should stop your workout and immediately consult a physician.
Gym, Tanning, Med School?
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Looks like @BUMedicine is stepping on @BUDiningService’s Twitter turf with that #GTL hashtag…not sure if they realize who they’re up against.
#JokesThatMakeEvenJayLenoSeemFunny
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Oh man, did The Situation write these jokes for them?’
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Sadly, that’s probably the best known joke about flooring and reptiles.
Can You Tweet A Secret?
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Is it “Secret” by Maroon 5? Or “Secret” by Seal? Ooh ooh I know! “Secrets” by OneRepublic!
Another Great A Capella Group
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Do you think it’s going to be great?
Hot for Food
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Okay, I know @SargentChoice loves healthy food, but I think making out with it is taking it a tad bit far. Maybe hold hands with it first and see how comfortable the black bean burger is with that?
The More You Don’t Know
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Perfect! And it’s not too late to sign up OH WAIT…
…unfortunately no @BUDiningServiceĀ Jersey Shore tweets to end this week’s #TweetCreep — let’s hope we get some good material out of VH1’s new series Mob Wives. Otherwise, we have #MarathonMonday to look forward toāand any of the #BU departments or student groups who accidentally end up drunktweeting from their accounts. #TweetCreep win!
