BU TweetCreep: April 10th-15th
By Meghan Ross | Apr 15th, 2011
Even weeks after Jersey Shore ended, one #TweetCreep tweep is still trying to make it relevant to their tweets, and shockingly enough, it’s not @BUDiningService. That, some (insert sad face) tweets from @Boston_CSA and @MugarLib, mo money mo problems for Greek life, and the next unwelcome BU “parody” Twitter account pitched by @TheGSU all in this week’s #TweetCreep. The #BU Twitterverse proved to be crazier than even Charlie Sheen and Ke$ha in Boston on the same night this week. And it’s not even #MarathonMonday yet…
#Grilling
It’d be SO awkward if anyone mistakes another group of Filipinos grilling for @BUFSA. That’d be so #losing.
Lambda Kia Alpha
I hope their car ride wasn’t as excruciatingly annoying as this (or that). #hamsterhatred
Water Polo Lingo
Tehehehe. They said “dump.” #PeterGriffintweet
DUMP ‘EM UP, DUMP ‘EM UP, BC SUCKS?
Wow, all those years of college and Rhett’s apparently illiterate?
Disparities Between Countries Make Me 
Yeeeah, I think that emoticon really summarizes the negative extent of warfare.
Hooray for America for sharing their secret to obesity with China!
Studying Anatomy on the 3rd Floor
…this could get dirty. Though, I wouldn’t know because my years at #BU have been spent avoiding @MugarLib like the plague. #4yearsenioritis
Put Your Money Where Your Tweet Is
Oh snap, @BUClassGift11, #yaburnt!
Umm, guess they don’t speak “insult” fluently? Or they’re just tweeting this through clenched teeth.
Are Flasks Allowed in Club Mugar?
If you’re in a library on #MarathonMonday, there’s no point in whatever studying you’re doing because you have failed as a college student.
It’s a Dorm Knock Life
@ASDB_BU would be the most passive roommate ever.
Kick You in the Dodgeballs
That team must have HUGE dodgeballs.
At a Winkleloss for Words
Funny, that was the updated Facebook status of the judge in the Winklevi case.
Cheers to That, Kid
Toddlers and alcohol are no laughing matter, unless you can reference it to yourself in a clever way like @butv10_thewire did.
@EvilBURippedOffParodyAccounts
Well 1. you can’t have a Twitter account with a hashtag in it, and 2. DON’T ENCOURAGE THEM! #BUredundantandnolongercreativeTwitteraccountproblems
Crackcakes & Tigertea
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong…
Can’t We Just Watch Reading Rainbow?
@MugarLib’s tweets for some literary love are becoming increasingly sad and desperate. #singletear
Why @BUDiningService Deserves His Own Comedy Tour
Would you guys really expect anyone else??
If there was a #TweetCreep Tweet of the Week award, this would be the #twinning nominee.
NO WAY, I just can’t believe that — Cane’s sauce is like CRACK, how could Sheen not want it soaked in that instead?!
It’s true, your mind has to be Texas Toasted to sit through that despicable attempt at comedy. #TwoandaHalfBrainCells
Just Got Paid, Friday Night…
Yes if you’re referencing the *NSYNC album, no if you’re referencing the awful romcom.
Drinking Marathon Until Monday
Off-campus apartments sure know how to party when they’re starting to pregame for #MarathonMonday 5 days in advance.
Raining Yoga Mats and Dogs
If you’re starting to report on the weather inside a building, you should stop your workout and immediately consult a physician.
Gym, Tanning, Med School?
Looks like @BUMedicine is stepping on @BUDiningService’s Twitter turf with that #GTL hashtag…not sure if they realize who they’re up against.
#JokesThatMakeEvenJayLenoSeemFunny
Oh man, did The Situation write these jokes for them?’
Sadly, that’s probably the best known joke about flooring and reptiles.
Can You Tweet A Secret?
Is it “Secret” by Maroon 5? Or “Secret” by Seal? Ooh ooh I know! “Secrets” by OneRepublic!
Another Great A Capella Group
Do you think it’s going to be great?
Hot for Food
Okay, I know @SargentChoice loves healthy food, but I think making out with it is taking it a tad bit far. Maybe hold hands with it first and see how comfortable the black bean burger is with that?
The More You Don’t Know
Perfect! And it’s not too late to sign up OH WAIT…
…unfortunately no @BUDiningService Jersey Shore tweets to end this week’s #TweetCreep — let’s hope we get some good material out of VH1′s new series Mob Wives. Otherwise, we have #MarathonMonday to look forward to—and any of the #BU departments or student groups who accidentally end up drunktweeting from their accounts. #TweetCreep win!
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