BU TweetCreep: April 17th-22nd

#MarathonMonday kicked off this #TweetCreep week and, as expected, the #BU Twitterverse delivered. I need to applaud those tweeps for what I assume was great multitasking, as I pictured them tweeting with a smartphone in one hand and a water bottle in the other to “replenish” them while us bystanders completed the strenuous job of watching other people run 26.2 miles. Between #MarathonMonday and #420, I’m surprised anyone could get any coherent tweets in this week. All the better for this week’s edition of the #TweetCreep…

 

How to Shamelessly Self-Promote Your Tweets for the #TweetCreep

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Hate to break it to them, but @BUDiningService wrote an entire series of those manuals back in 1999 when the Twitter bird first laid an egg.

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I wanna say it’s not that easy to get into the #TweetCreep with a desperate tweet like that, but apparently it is. Double points for somehow managing to come up with a hashtag obnoxiously longer than one of @emmatangerine’s.

Business Drunk is Like Rich Drunk

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Does the business school really want to know what our plans are on an alcoholic’s/college student’s Christmas day? If we say we drank from a JP Morgan water bottle while wearing business attire, will they judge us less? #MarathonMonday

Kegs and Eggs

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No, but she was lying when she said that Natty’s doesn’t make for an appropriate breakfast. #wakeanddrank #MarathonMonday

A Tall Pint of Democracy

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Good to know you can exercise your right to vote while exercising your right to be drunk before noon. #MarathonMonday

How Many Tweets Am I Holding Up

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Hey, it was 12:45 pm…at least they still knew what day it was at that point. #MarathonMonday

We’re All Winners in the Liquor Companies’ Eyes

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There’s two answers to this: 1. A Kenyan and 2. All of us not running. Getting a day off from classes and being inebriated on the streets of Boston in the daylight? Don’t mind if I do! #MarathonMonday

That Other Name for Marathon Monday

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Leave it to @BUCollegeDems to remind us of the civic holiday commemorating the start of the American Revolutionary War. We’ll show our appreciation to our independence by drinking a Sam Adams. #MarathonMonday

Let’s Drink the Value of Our Diplomas

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No truer words have ever been tweeted. #MarathonMonday

Books Have Feelings, Too

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Aw, @MugarLib is there to hold your hair back as you puke in the bathroom of the library. #MarathonMondayMorningAfter

Whatever Happened to the California Raisins?

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A craisin’s just a crazy raisin right? Or a crazy Asian?

Smoke Two Tweets

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Happy #420?

Bladder Dancing

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Just don’t do it right after you stuff yourself at West Campus DHall…

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HA! I almost peed myself laughing after I read this response…is that what they mean by “Liquid Fun?”

Dangerous Tweets

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Tweeting this from a social media site that serves as major distraction from studying doesn’t seem like #geniusstuff.

Sir Dean Elmore

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@DeanElmore should be arrested for being too damn cool for school in public.

Sherman of the Dead

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Ok, these #BU “parody” accounts are getting a little creepy. If the GSU becomes haunted by ghosts, we’ll know what tweeps to blame.

#3amTweets

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Someone was lonely/weird at 2:43 in the morning.

And it may not be a Jersey Shore tweet, but it will have to do…(until next season):

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About Meghan Ross

Meghan Ross is a senior in SMG concentrating in marketing with a minor in advertising through COM. Despite this, she's most interested in working in the television and film industry. An uber comedy nerd, she doesn't go a day without comparing a life scenario to an old Saturday Night Live skit or some other comedy TV show she watches on rotation. She used to write for TelevisionWithoutPity.com when she interned at NBC and currently writes for butv10's The Morning After show in addition to TV, Campus & City and Technology topics for the Quad, including the weekly BU #TweetCreep. For the 140 characters version of this kinda stuff, follow her on Twitter @MeghanRRoss.

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