#MarathonMonday kicked off this #TweetCreep week and, as expected, the #BU Twitterverse delivered. I need to applaud those tweeps for what I assume was great multitasking, as I pictured them tweeting with a smartphone in one hand and a water bottle in the other to “replenish” them while us bystanders completed the strenuous job of watching other people run 26.2 miles. Between #MarathonMonday and #420, I’m surprised anyone could get any coherent tweets in this week. All the better for this week’s edition of the #TweetCreep…
How to Shamelessly Self-Promote Your Tweets for the #TweetCreep
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Hate to break it to them, but @BUDiningService wrote an entire series of those manuals back in 1999 when the Twitter bird first laid an egg.
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I wanna say it’s not that easy to get into the #TweetCreep with a desperate tweet like that, but apparently it is. Double points for somehow managing to come up with a hashtag obnoxiously longer than one of @emmatangerine’s.
Business Drunk is Like Rich Drunk
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Does the business school really want to know what our plans are on an alcoholic’s/college student’s Christmas day? If we say we drank from a JP Morgan water bottle while wearing business attire, will they judge us less? #MarathonMonday
Kegs and Eggs
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No, but she was lying when she said that Natty’s doesn’t make for an appropriate breakfast. #wakeanddrank #MarathonMonday
A Tall Pint of Democracy
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Good to know you can exercise your right to vote while exercising your right to be drunk before noon. #MarathonMonday
How Many Tweets Am I Holding Up
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Hey, it was 12:45 pm…at least they still knew what day it was at that point. #MarathonMonday
We’re All Winners in the Liquor Companies’ Eyes
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There’s two answers to this: 1. A Kenyan and 2. All of us not running. Getting a day off from classes and being inebriated on the streets of Boston in the daylight? Don’t mind if I do! #MarathonMonday
That Other Name for Marathon Monday
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Leave it to @BUCollegeDems to remind us of the civic holiday commemorating the start of the American Revolutionary War. We’ll show our appreciation to our independence by drinking a Sam Adams. #MarathonMonday
Let’s Drink the Value of Our Diplomas
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No truer words have ever been tweeted. #MarathonMonday
Books Have Feelings, Too
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Aw, @MugarLib is there to hold your hair back as you puke in the bathroom of the library. #MarathonMondayMorningAfter
Whatever Happened to the California Raisins?
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A craisin’s just a crazy raisin right? Or a crazy Asian?
Smoke Two Tweets
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Happy #420?
Bladder Dancing
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Just don’t do it right after you stuff yourself at West Campus DHall…
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HA! I almost peed myself laughing after I read this response…is that what they mean by “Liquid Fun?”
Dangerous Tweets
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Tweeting this from a social media site that serves as major distraction from studying doesn’t seem like #geniusstuff.
Sir Dean Elmore
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@DeanElmore should be arrested for being too damn cool for school in public.
Sherman of the Dead
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Ok, these #BU “parody” accounts are getting a little creepy. If the GSU becomes haunted by ghosts, we’ll know what tweeps to blame.
#3amTweets
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Someone was lonely/weird at 2:43 in the morning.
And it may not be a Jersey Shore tweet, but it will have to do…(until next season):
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