The #TweetCreep tweeps were giddy with the last week of classes upon us…and also partially due to however much tequila they were consuming for #CincoDeMayo (or the American translation, #DrinkoDeMayo). One tweep breaks the news about Osama Bin Laden being killed waaay after the Twitterverse gifted @OsamaInHell to us, while another tweep may or may not have revealed that he was the one to kill Osama. All that, and a token Jersey Shore reference NOT by @BUDiningService in this week’s #TweetCreep. Oh, and a challenge to all of you #BU departments and student groups that I #TweetCreep on: I have 1 more #TweetCreep to deliver next week and I want it to go out with a bang, so I don’t care if you have to get Two Wild and Crazy Guys to tweet for you, but bring me your weirdest in 140 characters! Let the #TweetCreep commence! (#graduationhumor)
COME AT ME BRO (With a Softball Bat)
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Hey, it ain’t #TShirtTime unless The @BUDiningService (or The Situation) says it is.
Breaking News to the Tweetless Americans
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The suspense is killing me…and apparently Osama, too. #HUZZAH! #toosoon? #nahhh
@BUDiningService, American Hero (Like the Sandwich)
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So, @BUDiningService knew about the death of Osama Bin Laden since Friday and didn’t tell us?!? Well, that explains why I saw him check-in to “Osama’s Hiding Place…Shhh, Don’t Tell Americans” on Foursquare last week.
The Cancelled Pilot of The Smell
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Obviously @BUDiningService is being enlisted by a big purple dinosaur from my childhood to write new songs for him. I wonder who’s the Usher and who’s the Justin Bieber in this relationship.
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It’s weird that the only lines that rhyme in this tweet are the ones that aren’t lyrics.
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This is worse than The Vegetarianetian War that took place in @BUDiningService’s mind.
You Can High Five Yourself For Free, Y’Know
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Is the budget for community service trips really that bad that free high fives are all they can afford to raffle off? Do people actually charge for high fives in the first place? Can I think of another rhetorical question to end this #TweetCreeped tweet?
Liquid #WHATTHEWHAT?!
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I think you need to drink a few pints of “Liquid Fun” to understand anything about this tweet.
Broom Flying Under the Influence
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The image of a bunch of college kids schwasted on margaritas while pretending to fly around on brooms is more satisfying than winning all of the Quidditch championships in the world. #DrinkoDeMayo
My Dad’s on Twitter?
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File this under “Cheesy Attempts at Wordplay My Dad Might Tweet.”
Somebody Knows How To Use Wikipedia…
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Between tweeting about the libraries being open on #MarathonMonday and this, someone really needs to lecture #BU libraries on the traditions of major college drinking holidays.
Contestulation Grads!
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Wait, is this an autocorrect screwup in an attempt to congratulate us seniors or did they just stealthily announce that we’ll be competing for our $200,000 diplomas? Don’t leave anything to the #TweetCreep imagination!
…and apparently the scenarios developing in @BUDiningService’s mind were more exciting than anything on TV this week:
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#nerdtweets
