BU Tweet Creep: October 2 – October 7

Creeping on your tweets is giving me newfound courage, dear readers. Yes, I am going through some terrible straights right now. I’m sure you know what I’m talking about…

Friendly’s. Filed. For. Bankruptcy. WHY?! Vienna Mocha Chunk has gotten me through more near emotional breakdowns than any Ben and Jerry’s flavor ever will. And where else will I get my crappy, overpriced quesadilla?! (Seriously, where? Caprito Burrito is closed now, and Olecito is far too good for my child-like pallet.) West Coasters, I don’t want to have any mockery from you fools. This was my childhood. I mean, Friendly’s let you build your own ice cream snowman. Freakin’ capitalism.

Anywho, on to the tweets. (BU, I am very proud of you this week. Y’all were showin’ major personality.)

AS GOOD AS NORTHFACE

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Saturday mornings are even chillier, ladies. So make sure to pack those in your bags before you go out Friday night!

FESS UP

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Calling all teen moms. C’mon. Show yourselves. I know you’re out there, BU college moms.

ERGHHHHH! (THAT’S A ZOMBIE GROAN)

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“Because if you’re using your brains, zombie can’t eat them” – @BUERC’s new motto

CONTAGION IS REAL

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I hope you’re proud of yourselves, BU Whiner’s Club. All your angry tweets to @BUDiningServices have caused them to completely disassociate…

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… Then again… maybe there is something in the water… #Aquapocalypse2011?

SOAP OPERA DRAMA

[blackbirdpie url=”http://twitter.com/#!/BayState10/status/121345566440570880″]

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There was a time when letting someone hold your iPhone meant something, @DeanElmore. You let him hold your phone, but you won’t share a plate of nachos with the poor guy?! This country. Ain’t got no morals.

NO COMMENT

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Since I used one of your tweets last week, @AlphaPhiBU, you are off the hook. But I think you know what I am going to say about this… Okay. Proceed.

BROS ICIN’ BROS

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Make sure you buy enough Natty Light.

PREPARE FOR VIRTUAL BATTLE

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Tweet for reinforcements. (In case of fire, please exit the building before tweeting about it.)

TWEET FROM THE BOSS MAN

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Now, you all might not know this, but I am contractually obligated by the @buquad editors to include any tweet that mentions the Quad and/or ’30 Rock’. #LizLemonComplex

About Liz Breen

I write TweetCreep. And drink highly caffeinated drinks. Sometimes, I do both at the same time. @beinglizbreen

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