BU TweetCreep: February 12th – February 17th

Well…it’s been a tough week for us all.

BU lost the Beanpot. In case you didn’t know. But as much as I hate BC, they are a worthy advesary. If we lost to Harvard, puck bunnies everywhere would have to jump off the BU Bridge in sheer shame.

And it was Valentine’s Day, the saddest day of the year for single women everywhere. And for the women that have dates, having to be around mopey single women just drags you down, so you might as well be single. And for the men taking women on Valentine’s dates, you are probably going to do something wrong and get yelled at by your date and then not get any. Single men of the world…well…you win, I guess.

The brightest part of this dark week? Jeremy Lin, Knicks basketball superstar. Linsanity. Out of obscurity and into the limelight, just like Tim Tebow. And I’m sure, like Tebow, he will bring his team to victory during crunch time. Wait…wait a minute…DAMNIT!

I guess the brightest part of your week will have to be these tweets, this TweetCreep. Right here. Right now. People say I have a heightened sense of self-importance. But I don’t think so…

…I know so! HA! SeewhatIdidthere?!

 

CVS’ PERSONAL SUPER BOWL

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Are you kidding? Candy is 70% off. The only workout I’m doing is moving my hand from bag to mouth.

ALSO! NICKI MINAJ IN THAT OUTFIT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE RITA REPULSA FROM POWER RANGERS!

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Or if you’re like Nicki Minaj, you can just do it at the Grammy’s.

#NOPRIDE #LOWLYSNARKMEDIACOLUMNIST

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I’m not too classy for it…

WOW. SINCE WHEN DID DINING SERVICES TWEET 30 ROCK QUOTES?!

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Funny joke. Bobsled.

BEING LONELY IS TRENDING ON VALENTINE’S DAY

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All the single ladies, now put your hands up!

I USED TO WORK FOR DEAN OF STUDENTS… OOPS.

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And get it iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin. Up top, broski!

HUGH GRANT, FOR WOMEN THAT LIKE HORSE TEETH

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Looks like @PRLab_BU is going for the Hugh Grant kind of awkward, can’t-put-a-full-sentence-together kind of sexy.

I’M SORRY

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Did Mitt get an abortion? Have former Massachusetts politicians taught him nothing? Knock a girl up, crash your car into the water, make it go away. That, ladies and gentlemen, is called “pulling a Ted Kennedy.” And now, I’m to be assassinated by the Kennedy family and then, when I die, I’m going to Hell.

I’M SORRY AGAIN

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Tape my friends to a wall? Sounds like a big production. Just tape their mouths shut and call it a day.

WOMP WOMP

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Feline AIDS is the number one killer of domestic cats…

 

About Liz Breen

I write TweetCreep. And drink highly caffeinated drinks. Sometimes, I do both at the same time. @beinglizbreen

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