BU TweetCreep: March 4th – March 9th

Heyheyhey! The TweetCreep bird sings a little sweeter today, kiddies. Want to know why? You already know why! It’s SPRING BREAK!

Spring break, the time when 1/3 of students get drunk in the Gulf of Mexico, 1/3 sleep on their parents’ couch after watching 90s Nickelodeon reruns and 1/3 of students actually do something productive and volunteer on ASB–each option as magical as the last.

And let me tell you, by reading your tweets this week, you all deserve a break. Lots of angry tweets at @BUDiningServices (but what else is new, am I right?), lots of chatter about poor cubicle etiquette in Mugar and lots of talk about coffee/where to get it/how to steal it. These are all signs of one thing… midterms. I hope you all aced them, but if you didn’t, a failed test makes great fuel for a beach bonfire!

So, enjoy it, Terriers. I mean, you’ve been starving yourself all winter for it, right? So make it the best it can be. You’re already on your way there by reading this article! (Too much?)

WAR STORIES

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/comugrad/status/177780963424747521″]

I’m having flashbacks to Aquapocalyse…. It’s like my ‘Nam.

POLITICS SAY WHAT?

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/butv10_TheWire/status/177482604558303232″]

Super Tuesday, right. I love Super Tuesday. I’m happy the Patriots are in it this year.

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BayState10/status/177203115437727746″]

No one knows what Super Tuesday is.

I HAVE A BIG MOUTH AND LITTLE CUPS

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BUDiningService/status/177255366982242304″]

C’mon. Freshmen do vodka shots bigger than that.

WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? THE HIPSTERS?

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BostonUnivNews/status/177197688880758784″]

And by quirky, they mean “Allston”.

HI, I’M THE CHICKEN YOU BASICALLY SLAUGHTERED

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BUDiningService/status/177105423973879808″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BUDiningService/status/177129086060204032″]

Nothing gets my appetite going like personifying the meat I am about to eat.

… I CAN’T EVEN… WHAT?

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BUBookstore/status/177094763869245440″]

Simply harrowing.

THIS DESCRIBES THE ENTIRE CAST OF EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/WBUR/status/177155541565579264″]

Yes… who is Snooki’s fiance? And how did he get himself into that mess?

IN FACT, I HEARD IT MAKES KIDS EVEN SMARTER!

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BostonUnivNews/status/177562892575580160″]

A cocaine endorsement, a tweet brought to you by that professor that got arrested for meth.

IT’S NOT A PROBLEM IF YOU’RE THE GUY DRESSED AS JESUS

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BUDogPound/status/177468221413269505″]

Can you imagine how hard it was for a guy dressed as a hotdog to find a girlfriend in the first place?

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/butoday/status/177837978159292416″]

@BUBookstore is going to make that same joke when handing out money at the end of the semester for books. “And none for Gretchen Weiners. Or anyone else.”

 

About Liz Breen

I write TweetCreep. And drink highly caffeinated drinks. Sometimes, I do both at the same time. @beinglizbreen

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