BU TweetCreep: March 25th – March 30th

Guys, I don’t know if you heard… but they’re filming a pilot on campus at the BU Pub. It’s called Gilded Lilies, an artistic name to be sure, one that can only be associated with a hit. Because, let’s face it, you couldn’t rename Whitney to be Gilded Lilies. So, you’re all going to be famous! You can say that you were drunk, being berated in front of your closest friends during your knighting ceremony in that very bar. Knight’s privileges should include being an extra on the set. Although, rumors on the set are that even the stars of the TV show have to wait an hour to get a sandwich at the BU Pub. Cue cymbal crash!

Yes. That was a joke. They only make them wait 45 minutes. After all, they are important people, and BU students only go to the pub to procrastinate or get a good buzz before class. But I really do think the BU Pub wouldn’t be accurately depicted without Malcolm the Bartender on hand. That’s a wonderful idea. I will draft a petition up right now while you read these jokes that I made about strangers’ tweets!

 

SOUTHIE PRIDE ALL DAY

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/dailyfreepress/status/185412124808450048″]

Do you have any idea how expensive an open bar for an Irish wedding is?! Why are you so surprised?

I’M GLAD I’M NOT RACHEL AND NOT ROSS

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BUDiningService/status/185375943039254530″]

That’s an accurate description of all of our relationships with @BUDiningService: on again, off again.

THAT’S THE POINT OF THE EVENT, RIGHT? DOING ACID?

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/FitRec/status/185373250556149760″]

Hm. Doing acid and working out sounds dangerous.

I WONDER IF JOHN BATTAGLINO EVEN READS THIS ARTICLE…

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/JohnBattaglino/status/185363619947610114″]

Hahahahaha… but seriously. He isn’t kidding.

Although, Breen’s Bistro has a nicer ring to it. Don’t you agree?

DARK HUMOR IS COOL

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Don’t believe @butv10_TheWire that cars don’t fly? Ask Thelma and Louise. OH WAIT YOU CAN’T.

YOU POOR, POOR WEST COASTERS

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And in the winter, don’t cry outdoors or your tears will freeze.

THIS AIN’T MY FIRST RODEO

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BUDiningService/status/185105898967011329″]

I’ve never heard that, but it sounds like something Dr. Phil or George W. would probably say, so I’m guessing it is accurate.

CALLING CELEBRITIES BY A NICKNAME ISN’T PRETENTIOUS

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Bob Dinero. The only person more quotable than Bill Shakespeare.

#TYPO

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BUOffCampusLife/status/184779640341135361″]

I’m sorry, did you mean “Rack” or “Rat”?

AN ARTICLE I WILL NEVER HAVE THE COURAGE TO READ

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/MugarLib/status/184693938689552384″]

Summary: It’ll suck and require a lot of Ramen to get there.

 

 

 

 

About Liz Breen

I write TweetCreep. And drink highly caffeinated drinks. Sometimes, I do both at the same time. @beinglizbreen

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