BU TweetCreep: April 1st – April 6th

Well, I had hoped this was an April Fools’ joke, but the news seems to keep reporting it, so I am guessing it is unfortunately true. I mean, TMZ even has some creepy stalker pictures in their articles, which means it must be true, as TMZ is the purest form of journalism (besides myself).

Yes, I am referring to Levi Johnston getting yet another Alaskan young woman pregnant. I bet Trojan will be asking for their sponsorship money back. Or that there will soon be a new MTV show hitting the airwaves. The girl’s name is Sunny Oglesby, though. Which makes me think this is a giant joke. I mean Sunny Oglesby? What is this? Parks and Recreation? If it is true, I am worried for the entire state of Alaska. As certainly this will assure that half of the population will either be Palins or Johnstons.

The only thing that would make this right is if Johnston’s baby and Snooki’s baby hosted some sort of baby talk show together. Two wrongs sometimes DO make a right. At least in the case of bad television.

And in BU news? Well… uh, isn’t it still spring break?

ASL?

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Yes. Because cyber sex can’t give you STDs.

TWITTER GETS CULTURED

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From a Friends reference to a Streetcar Named Desire reference… @BUDiningService is the modern day Renaissance man.

LOOK. I CAN RHYME. 

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I told you, Johnny. It’s just a cold.

Your hypochondria is getting really old.

Thank you, thank you. I’m here all day (or at least for the rest of this article.)

THE PERFECT TWEET?!

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Ladies and gentlemen, for once, I have nothing to add. Well done, old chap.

I’M GOING TO ADOPT THE SAME POLICY WHEN IT COMES TO TWEETCREEP

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I like to set the bar low, too. Don’t make them overly excited. That only breeds disappointment.

#VENTING #ABUSIVEOFPOWER

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I’m sorry…you’re “working to correct it”? Is this tweet from 2006? Because…20 minutes is pretty damn fast when it comes to Charles River…

CRAZIES NEED NOT APPLY

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…Gary Busey?

AND THE SKY? BLUE.

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Yanks and Sox duking it out again. And in other news, scientists have confirmed that water is, in fact, wet.

DITCH FRUIT, EAT EMOTIONALLY

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Or instead of eating fruit, you can just listen to Vitamin C’s “Graduation” until you cry.

I’M NOT A FOODIE BUT…

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I appreciate the aesthetics of a fried egg…but isn’t cake the more obvious choice here?

HAVE SOME PRIDE

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…I would say I’m not amused, guys. But I am.

 

 

About Liz Breen

I write TweetCreep. And drink highly caffeinated drinks. Sometimes, I do both at the same time. @beinglizbreen

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