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BU TweetCreep: April 8th – April 13th

By Liz Breen • April 13, 2012 at 2:00 pm


So… next Monday is Patriots’ Day. The day that you fine students of Boston University know fondly as “Marathon Monday,” the day for which many train year round. All those laps, all those sprints, those early mornings at the gym will pay off when every single BU student completes the Boston Marathon, again proving that our fine university consistently strives for excellence in both academics and beyond.

I’m kidding, of course. I have no idea what happens on Marathon Monday. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. And I suggest you all do the same. For the sake of your future employment.

Whatever you do, which I’m sure is most constructive and probably involves community service in some way, be safe. And also tweet about it. So that I can creep on you.

Enjoy the Bostonian Christmas, children. And may God save you all.

 

WAIT. WHAT STEREOTYPE?

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/comugrad/status/190650658800676865"]

Just start in the morning? COM, BU’s #1 supporter of procrastination.

MOM AND DAD, I LOVE YOU. I REALLY DO.

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/BUDiningService/status/190590680123441153"]

You obviously haven’t met my extended family.

SMG STUDENTS, I LOVE YOU. I REALLY DO.

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/BUClassGift2012/status/190560216633446400"]

Hitting up drunk people for money? That’s both genius and cruel. Someone here has taken an SMG class or two…

AMERICA’S OBESITY EPIDEMIC, GONE!

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/FitRec/status/190542817142128640"]

Wait a minute… You’re telling me that unhealthy eating and inactivity causes weight gain?! Thanks for such an enlightening retweet, @FitRec.

THIS ISN’T A JOKE. I’M 100% SERIOUS.

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/BUCultureShock/status/190482737826758656"]

… Is that true? Someone from @BUCultureShock please verify. And also see if you can finally answer my most pressing zombie question: Can Brita filters filter out zombie refuse?

IF TWITTER WAS AROUND IN 1950

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/HerCampusBU/status/190461771960680448"]

Whenever you describe someone as “single and ready to mingle,” I just get super, duper excited.

WHO?

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/buquad/status/190454318342750208"]

I guess this writer really likes a man of mystery. And by mystery I mean, what the hell does Joe Biden even do?

#WEIRD

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/BUSPH/status/190440818811748353"]

Yeah. Any freshmen out there looking to get knocked up?

FASTEST WAY TO GET UNFOLLOWED

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/buseniorweek/status/190176583938617344"]

That’s just… No. Please. No.

YOU CAN’T HELP BUT PITY THE ELDERLY

[blackbirdpie url="https://twitter.com/#!/bualumni/status/190155846246858752"]

#YouKnowYoureNotInCollegeAnymoreWhen your “hip pop culture reference” is that of Ninja Turtles.

Are you a Boston University Tweep? Do you follow everyone on campus, hashtag everything you say, and Twitpic your every Loose Leaves Salad? And most importantly: are you full of snappy witticisms about people who do those sorts of things?

If so, then you might be our new Tweetcreep! If you’re interested in taking up the position next year, e-mail staff@buquad.com (or Tweet @buquad)




Responses

  1. Naina

    best one yet!