BU TweetCreep: April 15th – April 20th

Believe it or not, writing this opening segment is pretty damn tricky. I have to think to myself, “What is important to my audience?”

Sometimes, it’s BU or Boston related news. This week’s topic could have ranged from how much the Sox are sucking (#help) to how hung over everyone still is from Marathon Monday. Other times, it’s worldly news. And boy, let me tell you, there is lots of stuff going on in other countries (who knew?) The Secret Service did the dirty in Columbia. A Dutch sperm donor has fathered over 82 children. If that isn’t enough, apparently there is an election in this fine country of ours coming up.

So, I was scanning Huffington Post, trying to find a story worthy of writing about… then… I saw the headline.

“PROOF THAT EMMA ROBERTS STUFFS HER BRA?”

I couldn’t believe it. I looked at the photos, and I was shocked. SHOCKED. The proof was undeniable. Emma Roberts, quite possibly America’s Kate Middleton, stuffs her bra. How do we move forward from this news? We can’t. We will never be the same. We are a nation forever changed. But for the sake of our sanity, I will finish this TweetCreep. Stay strong, America. And to Emma Roberts? I can’t even…

KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU’RE WEIRD?

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And if you don’t like oyster crackers, frankly, there is something wrong with you.

WORLD PEACE = BLOGGING

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WordPress: North Korea’s one and only problem.

MORE INSPIRATIONAL THAT JOSH GROBAN

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And with that, @ElisaAtamian went on to conquer the world.

LOOK AT ME, MAKING THIS COLUMN MEDIA SAVVY!

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Read this tweet while playing this YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBTWF1bDPn0

SILLY PUTTY: MAKING YOUR COLLEGE DEBT WORTH IT

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Come get some free stuff that will be of no use to you when you’re living on your mom’s couch in a month!

VAGUE IS NEVER GOOD

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And by two cool electronic prizes, they mean a SEGA and a Walkman.

BUBBE STRIKES BACK

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And I thought guilt was only for Catholics… #ReligiousTeachings

TUPAC-K TO THE FUTURE

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I’m just so happy that white, upper middle class teens got one more day with him, ya know?

PLANNING MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

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If’ proper hashtagging is all that is required to be a good journalist, then I deserve a Pulitzer Prize. Because that’s the only kind of journalism I do.

BIGGEST FAILURE OF MY TWEETCREEP CAREER

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I just want everyone to know that I scoured the @BU_CCD tweets, looking for some tweet that would allow me to make a funny Bieber joke (like Just-In-Time, Justin-Time?), but they gave me NOTHING! Therefore, I am currently at war with @BU_CCD. My army will be invading shortly.

 

 

 

 

About Liz Breen

I write TweetCreep. And drink highly caffeinated drinks. Sometimes, I do both at the same time. @beinglizbreen

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