BU TweetCreep: January 26 – February 1

Come in, Boston University! Do you read? I’m currently contacting you from the panic room so graciously provided by my wonderful Allston landlord. I’ll come out once Brookline is safe. Oh wait, you say they just want smartphones, tablets, mp3 players, and money? I don’t have any of those things! Thank you “the pursuit of comedy,” your profitability has made me mug-proof.

In other news, it’s February! I hope everyone is finally feeling back in the swing of things. Pretty soon we’ll be halfway through the semester, and even sooner most of the seniors will sign out. For now, let’s just all be thankful for the wonderful weather the big oil companies are giving us this winter.

Enough chitter! It’s time for some Twitter!

Blue Skies!

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/ApplyToBU/status/297074485704675329″]

Unfortunately, I’m more hesitant to love the weather as much as you do. I’ve just been hurt so many times before. I’m afraid now to give myself to something so finicky as Boston’s weather. Climate though, thats something I can get behind. It’ll never change (don’t rain on my parade, science).

Fitness!

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Thanks for the affirmation, CAS. I’m so glad my lifestyle is just a “customized” workout. Right now I’m taking a break between reps of Parks and Rec and Breaking Bad. After that I’ll rehydrate with a beer and then go “exercise” in my room.

Speaking of “exercise”…

Surprises in an Elevator!

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OOOOH! What could it be? Free money? A giant rabbit? A scale? Why is this group so good at keeping secrets?

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Oh never mind, they had already given it away. I hope you all had a fun dance party…that, or had fun with warm jelly and spreading knives.

Fear!

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/heyheyman/status/296441779199299584″] [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/yasmingentry/status/296440910135304192″][blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/mgflip/status/296441326856183808″]

I’m with you guys, we should get out of here. Get outta dodge. How about we go some place safer like Camden, Crown Heights, Detroit, or downtown Atlanta? I mean, this isn’t supposed to happen to us. We’re college students! Don’t these robbers know we’re special? 

But my heart goes out to that poor medical fellow:

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Woah guys, the fellow’s been stabbed, no need to add insult to his injury.

Why not try a synonym instead? For example, instead of “superficial” use “first semester freshmen grasping for friends”.

About Ari Stern

I am a BA/MA student at Boston University studying Energy and Environmental Analysis. When not thinking about the Earth's impending doom, I like to distract myself with comedy. I am the president/director of Boston University's improv group Liquid Fun. Every Saturday night, I perform as a cast member of Improv Boston's Face Off. I also won BU's funniest student viewers choice in 2010 and still tell people about it (at least I'm not as bad as PBR who still boasts about their blue ribbon from 1893). Finally, if you love puppies, we've got something in common.

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