BU TweetCreep: March 2nd – March 8th

WOOOOO!!!!!!! It’s sping break! I don’t about the rest of you, but I’m excited to get away from all of this snow. We can only keep trucking it out of town for so long. That’s why I’m looking forward to my trip back home to Philadelphia, where every corner isn’t blocked by white things like they are in Boston.

What are the rest of you doing for spring break? Alternative Spring Break? That’s great. I love that you get the opportunity to pay to do charitable work.  In all seriousness, ASB’s a good thing and they can get sponsored…as long as they don’t ask the new student-funded Allocations Board.

Hey man, put your shoes on. Happy Purim. (3 points for anyone who got that…which should be a lot of people at BU.)

Tweet time!

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It’s a lie! Someone go get the Puxatawney Phil groundhog and make him rue the day he invented winter!

Seriously, winter’s gotta chill (well not like that). I’ve got a plan. I believe in democracy. If we all walk up and down Comm Ave yelling “F**k off winter!” eventually it’ll stop. Try it. It’ll work. We can do it.

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Hey ladies, what are you doing to celebrate? Why don’t we go back to your place? I know how to give a 109-year-old a whole new meaning to the phrase “great depression.”  I’ll give you a hint: we’ll reuse the “gift wrap” to save money.

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So much has happened indeed! Last year around this time, Oliva Culpo was kicking it with Liquid Fun!

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That makes sense. The people who need free pizza the most are the ones who can afford $1,500 a month on rent. To be fair, though, those mashed potato pizzas would be perfect when hot boxing a fancy bathroom. I mean, what?

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I don’t understand what everyone’s upset about. It’s like we get to watch Frank Underwood take advantage of us in real life!

 

***Our thoughts go out to the family and friends of Anthony Barksdale II. Everyone, please have a happy and safe spring break.

 

About Ari Stern

I am a BA/MA student at Boston University studying Energy and Environmental Analysis. When not thinking about the Earth's impending doom, I like to distract myself with comedy. I am the president/director of Boston University's improv group Liquid Fun. Every Saturday night, I perform as a cast member of Improv Boston's Face Off. I also won BU's funniest student viewers choice in 2010 and still tell people about it (at least I'm not as bad as PBR who still boasts about their blue ribbon from 1893). Finally, if you love puppies, we've got something in common.

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