Howdy Creepers!
Carly was swamped with work so you’re all stuck with me today. I’ll try to do this TweetCreep justice. And if you absolutely hate it, don’t worry, because Carly will be back next week.
This week in the news!
We filled that empty seat on the bench of SCOTUS (after going nuclear)
The Daily Show pointed out that Spicer treats journalists like kindergarteners
Speaking of Spicer, it turns out that he never took a World History class, like, ever
United doesn’t give a sh*t if you bought a ticket or not and is horrible at apologizing
A domestic dispute shooting in a special needs classroom in San Bernardino left three dead (two adults, one child) and one child in the hospital — and the 8-year-old boy who passed had a rare disorder
There was a fire on campus which attracted 8000 firetrucks
Julia, the Muppet with autism, made her Sesame Street debut
Mayor Marty Walsh looks at a lot of random stuff
Onward and tweetward!
Okay Juice thanks for the input, we're always looking for feedback. Any particular dish or just in general?
MT @cyperior7 I feel like a lot— BU Dining Services (@BUDiningService) April 12, 2017
Story time. My freshman year, BU Dining Services spelled “dessert” wrong on a calendar THREE DIFFERENT WAYS and when I tweeted to correct them, they called me Hollie. I guess that still isn’t as bad as Justin getting turned into Juice. Give Justin a break! He just feels a lot!!
Plan ahead, Terriers! Construction is coming to Comm. Ave this summer – and bringing significant travel impacts: https://t.co/sGNlAXec72 pic.twitter.com/XJDFQSQxAu
— Boston University (@BU_Tweets) April 12, 2017
“significant travel impacts” can also be read as “a nightmare commute for everyone everywhere for the entire summer while Boston dissembles this entire bridge and rebuilds it. and don’t think the green line will save you, that’s out of the equation. hope you learn to teleport!”
Looking for actors to feature in “Breakdown,” a short anti-romantic comedy about how relationships fall apart…. https://t.co/swe3CyKmOc
— BU Casting (@BUCasting) April 12, 2017
I had to turn to Carly’s go-to twitter account, BUCasting. If anyone wants to star in a film about how love and friendships and everything sucks and ends, here’s your shot! How cheery! Take that, nice weather!!
#ReadThis: Cool it with bone crushing handshakes, people: https://t.co/awkT1xmW2x
— BU CCD (@BU_CCD) April 12, 2017
BUT WHAT IS THE POINT OF ME GOING TO THE GYM IF I CANT USE MY HULK HANDS TO GET A JOB?!?!?!
I gave it the old one-two, folks. I’ve only got two funny bones in my body and I consistently seem to hit them on everything, like my body still hasn’t figured out where my elbows are in relation to the rest of the world.
Here’s a gif to make up for my lack of funny. Carly will be back to save you all next week!!