If “Twilight” represents the notebook scribblings of a misfit teenage girl, then this movie reflects her little brother’s daydreams.

Believe the hype.

“Trick ‘r Treat” pretty much wants to be the end-all, be-all Halloween flick, and while that’s a commendable goal, it’s also a hard one to achieve.

I can’t help but feel that zombies deserve more respect than this.