I am Bum
I am Bum
Bum I am
That Bum-I-am
That Bum-I-am
I do not like that Bum-I-am
Do you like
cheating on exams?
I do not like to,
Bum-I-am.
I do not like
cheating on exams.
Would you like to
Here or there?
I would not like to
here or there.
I would not like to
anywhere.
I do not like
cheating on exams.
I do not like to,
Bum-I-am.
Would you like to
in a class?
Would you like to
help me pass?
I do not like to
in a class.
I do not like to
help you pass.
I do not like to
here or there.
I do not like to anywhere.
I do not like cheating on exams.
I do not like to, Bum-I-am.
Would you do it
for a peer?
Would you do it
if I persevere?
Not for a peer.
Not if you persevere.
Not for a class.
Not to help you pass.
I would not like to here or there,
I would not do it anywhere.
I do not like cheating on exams.
I do not like to, Bum-I-am.
Would you, could you
on Facebook?
Help me! Help me!
Let me have a look!
I would not,
could not
on Facebook.
You would save me.
You will see.
Only this time,
listen to my plea!
Not for your plea.
I would not, could not listen to your plea.
Not on Facebook! You let me be!
I do not do it for a peer.
I do not do it if you persevere.
I do not do it in a class.
I do not do it to help you pass.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like cheating on exams.
I do not like to, Bum-I-am.
Just once! Just once!
Just once! Just once!
Could you, would you,
just this once?
Not just this once! Not for your plea!
Not on Facebook! Bum! Let me be!
I would not, could not, for a peer.
I would not, could not, if you persevere.
I would not do it in a class.
I would not do it to help you pass.
I would not do it here or there.
I would not do it anywhere.
I do not like to, Bum-I-am.
Hey!
On gchat?
Here on gchat!
Would you, could you, on gchat?
I would not, could not,
on gchat.
Would you, could you,
For a dunce?
I would not, could not, for a dunce.
Not on gchat. Not just this once,
Not on Facebook, Not for your plea!
I do not do it, Bum, you see.
Not in a class. Not for a peer.
Not to help you pass. Not if you persevere.
I do not do it here or there.
I do not do it anywhere!
You do not like
cheating on exams?
I do not
like to
Bum-I-am.
Could you, would you,
for a fine?
I would not,
could not,
for a fine!
Would you, could you,
here online?
I would not, could not here online.
I will not, will not for a fine.
I will not do it for a dunce,
I will not do it just this once.
Not on gchat! Not if you plea!
Not on Facebook! You let me be!
I do not like to for a peer.
I do not do it if you persevere
I do not like to in a class
I do not do to help you pass
I do not like to here or there.
I do not like to ANYWHERE!
I do not like
cheating
on exams!
I do not like to,
Bum-I-am.
You do not like to,
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may!
Try it and you may I say.
Bum!
If you won’t let me be,
I will report you.
You will see.
Say!
I do hate cheating on exams!
I do! I hate to, Bum-I-am!
And I would hate to here online!
And I would hate to for a fine…
And I would hate to for a dunce.
And I would hate to just this once.
And on Facebook. And if you plea.
You are so fake, so fake you see!
So I would hate to for a peer.
And I would hate to if you persevere.
And I would hate to in a class.
And I would hate to help you pass.
And I would hate to here and there.
Say! I would hate to ANYWHERE!
I do so hate cheating on exams!
F*%! you!
F*%! you, Bum-I-am!
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