I guess “it’s always the quiet ones” is the real moral of the story coming to us from the Florida mansion of possible sex addict Tiger Woods. That and, “keep it in your pants, slut.” One minor car accident has managed to turn Tiger from the number one athlete in the World into the laughing stock of the universe. But really kids, with a name like Tiger, what were we really expecting?
Aside from the mental anguish that this is going to cause his two young children in about ten years, I am finding this whole Woods debacle rather hilarious. Now that 13 women have come out of the woodwork, I think it’s pretty safe to say that our national hero has some serious issues. Also, it is endlessly entertaining that one alleged mistress is a porn star and another was on MTV’s ‘Tool Academy.’ But those two events are just the cherry on top of one nasty, nasty cake.
On to the real point of this post: Elin. Nobody in the media is giving Elin the Awesome Fem award that she deserves for the way she is handling herself. Seriously ladies, cheating is sick and wrong in ANY situation, and the fact that Elin went after Tiger with a golf club and then got a cool $5 million transferred into her personal bank account puts her in the lead for Most Awesome Lady in my book. If a man of Tiger’s status treated me with that much blatant disrespect, I would go after all he’s got. From the looks of it, Elin is on her way down that road. YOU GO GIRL!
Collegiate ladies, I implore you here and now to take a page out of the Awesome Elin book and to never again put up with a lying cheating scumbucket boyfriend. Guess what: if he cheats, it means he DOESN’T LOVE YOU, and ladies, for once and all can we all agree that “I was drunk” IS NOT A VALID EXCUSE. So go after your loose lovin’ men with your metaphorical golf club and remember, where there is one mistress, there are probably twelve more…at least.
Well said! Club that tiger.