BU TweetCreep: February 27th-March 4th

This TweetCreep week started with the Oscars, which brought out the best in blatantly trying to make a trending topic seem relevant to their department tweets from some of our favorite #BU tweeps. But most importantly, we got crucial input regarding the Charlie Sheen situation from none other than @BUDiningService. Yes, this week’s TweetCreep is certainly #winning. And away we go.

The Oscar Mayer Award Goes To…

Uggghh! I HATE it when that happens. Wait, when does that happen? Ever?

You’d have to be as high as James Franco at the Oscars (or any time, really) to visualize this tweet. Double TweetCreep points for using the term “fisticuffs” in a tweet, @BUDiningService. You’re as classy as you are weird (like high James Franco in an Oscar tuxedo).

Truth: James Franco’s grandma is both badass and awesome. I’d spend a week before classes start hanging out with her and call it FYSOP.

If @BUCSC wants an adorably ancient old man that you can barely comprehend what he’s saying (but who cares, he’s so cute/creepy!) to speak at FYSOP, then Kirk Douglas is your go-to guy.

Hey, I’ll take it. At least it’s not another reference to Jersey Shore‘s Ronnie being the new fry cook, right?

They’re really not letting one moment of the #Oscars go unreferenced to a @BUCSC program, huh? Let’s see if @BUDiningService can top this…

Game OVER.

The Sun Will Come Out, Tomorrow

Yes, don’t worry #BU students, tomorrow you can admire the beautiful sunny weather from inside the Mugar Library as you miserably study for midterms.

You Can Walk the Walk, but Can’t Tweet the Tweet

Um, so according BU’s “Safe Crossing Campaign,” we’re supposed to count people crossing the street, tweet about it, and walk to class without getting hit by a car? I can only tweet and walk to class while dodging traffic – don’t make me risk my life by counting people too, @WaitForItBU! Also, your Twitter handle sounds more like a celibacy group, not a new initiative to get #BU to wait at crosswalks. Are you saving lives or V-cards??

But what’s the statistic on non-macho men like?

Not sure what’s more grotesque: this image/insult or the fact that some new #BU department is trying to capitalize on the popularity of @BUgirlproblems and @BUgayproblems for their #WaitForIt campaign by trying to make @BUWalkingprobs happen.

We the Tweeple…

The fact that they’re inviting anyone to come join them in writing their constitution pretty much makes them more democratic than our own country’s “democracy.” It also makes for a pretty boring-sounding club event.

Get Your Broom On

You can’t help but appreciate the extremely nerdy enthusiasm of this tweet. Kudos to @BUQuidditch, and may your brooms serve you well, young muggles.

BU Loves TITS

God I hope he’s talking about Tavern in the Square.

I’ve Got a Scarlet Fever, and the Only Prescription is Spring Break

Is it terrible of me to think that all of those phrases sound like STDs one might bring back with them from spring break? They’re either awesome events or terrible rashes. #sorryimnotsorry

And you knew it was coming…one last bonus tweet from @BUDiningService before you start your #winning weekend:

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