BU TweetCreep: April 24th-29th
By Meghan Ross | Apr 29th, 2011
#RoyalWedding bells are ringing for this week’s #TweetCreep! We’ve got Kate Middleton’s and the Queen’s favorite fast food, your new not favorite wedding venue (hint: it doesn’t rhyme with BU Peach Makeover), and @DeanElmore in a tux at the @FitRec pool. And if you haven’t figured out by now, this week is chock-full of @BUDiningService royal gems, as he’s tweeting from across the pond. What, they can’t just invite anyone to these things — #TweetCreep V.I.P. only. Let’s see who else could have made the list… (Note to readers: this week’s edition is more fun if read aloud in a heavily exaggerated British accent, preferably while wearing a ridiculous hat. Cheerio!)
Passover the Bread, Please
Is this a jab at those who were observing Passover? I don’t think they’d describe not being able to eat all the good things in life (as we Catholics stuff our faces with Cadbury eggs and carbs) as “FASTASTIC.”
Blockbuster for Books
No, but then again, I didn’t even know current #BU students took out books from @MugarLib…aside from the 1 or 2 we took out freshmen year just to have non-Internet sources for a WR100 paper.
Pin the Tooth Decay on the Donkey
Just one of many party games you’d get to engage in when you’re in @BUDental school! Heard another is a drinking game where they watch Cops and take a drink for every visible missing tooth from an arrested hillbilly.
McRoyalty with a Side of Fries
I’m going to take the wild guess that this option never came across Prince William’s and Kate’s minds. Though I wouldn’t be completely against having Mayor McCheese officiate my wedding. Grimace could be in charge of entertainment, but there’s no way I’d allow the creepy Ronald McDonald or that sneaky bastard Hamburglar to attend.
The Royal Dining
Yes, when @BUDiningService isn’t busy being nominated for Oscars or consulting with the Pope, they’re assisting the Royal Family with all of their hunger needs in preparation for the #RoyalWedding.
I’ve heard the Queen is a royal pain in the arse if she doesn’t get her Panda Bowl when she orders someone to order it for her.
What? You can’t visualize these situations happening? Well then clearly you don’t know the Royal Family as well as @BUDiningService.
That Queen is a sneaky one…almost as sneaky as the Hamburglar.
It’s decided — @BUDiningService is totally planning my McWedding.
Classier than Jack Donaghy
If this was tweeted 4 hours later, I’d imagine @DeanElmore saying “It’s after 6. What am I, a farmer?!”
#WeirdWaysToPromoteYourEvent
Aw man, I really wanted to give makeovers to peaches.
This is going to really turn away a lot of self eardrum-obsessed students from attending. But if people can withstand the high-pitched biddie squeals up and down Comm. Ave and inside GSU, I think they can handle this.
Longest-Running College Drunk Snack
This is either a Sunset wrap party for the @BayState10 cast & crew or a slightly more realistic approach to college life (replacing murder with margaritas).
Working the Poles
Is it horrible that when I first read this, I thought there were talking about the afternoon shift at a strip joint? #BadaBing #ItsOkayBecauseImFromNJ
Real Slick, Aunt Mildred
Did someone’s Great-Aunt Mildred tweet this because college students don’t call raincoats “slickers.” I don’t even think Dick Tracy would have called it that.
Trying to Tweet 3 Attempts At a Time!
Almost…
…so close!
3rd time’s a charm!
Dear Prince Williams
This is actually pretty valid since a @DearAbbeys audience (much like any other #BU scenario) is mostly made up of (swooning) females.
Pretty Pretty Princess #FTW!!
If not just for reminding us of #realworldproblems (what a Debbie Downer), this is #TweetCreep-worthy for the throwback mention of 1 of the most pointlessly entertaining games of our childhood. I will take the fake plastic crown and the blue “jewels” over a shot at British Royalty, any day (much to my own mother’s dismay).
I Like Turtles
Awesome? Yes. #RoyalWedding-related? Well, who do you think predicted who Prince William would marry?? #TeenageMutantPsychicTurtle
MAGDALENAAA, NOOOO!!!!! Actually, pollution is probably how she became a psychic two-headed turtle.
…and it’s not Jersey Shore, but it’s a hell of a lot better than Mob Wives:
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