If you have a Twitter, I highly suggest you read @courtneystodden’s tweets, at least once. Once might be enough for you, but if you are like me, you will not be able to avoid the car wreck that is the 17-year-old wife/self-proclaimed “Christian”/future porn star. Want a little taste of the horror/alliteration gold that is @courtneystodden’s tweets?
“Wildly wiggling & jauntily jiggling myself to jolting jams as I friskily flaunt a flirty outfit completed w/sexy white 7in. go-go boots! ;-)”
Yeah. That’s real life. She was actually recently BANNED from Facebook for posting inappropriate photos (believe it or not). But that’s why Twitter is so magical. Because people like this are allowed to send their nonsensical thoughts out to potentially millions of people.
So, no matter what happens the rest of the year with this TweetCreep column, you all look like fat, angelic cherubs compared to this fantastic role model… I mean, tweep that makes you want to bash your head in.
JACKIE CHAN HAS A LINKEDIN
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Great advice for young professionals and ninjas alike.
BU QUAD STAFF VS. FOOD
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… Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I guess it depends on if my arteries were used as a source for this news story.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: IT’S COMPLICATED
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Remember, kids, NOTHING in your life is official unless you verify it via social media. That includes everything from relationship statuses to choreographed dance numbers.
#JOURNALISM
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Next week: The Situation’s opinion on Ed Hardy.
WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CLICK ON PICTURES TO CLARIFY
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I swear to goodness, if this is another rapture countdown… Oh. No. Just a picture of a man in a mask gropin’ on a girl. #SigmaChiDoesHalloween
GO FOR THE JUGULAR
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@BUDiningServices, bringing the community together.
PANTSLESS PARADISE
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Being naked on the radio seems highly ineffective. (Although I once did a phone interview sans pants. And I got the internship offer. True story.)
KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE
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Really? You REALLY can’t believe how much FREE stuff disappeared?
TAKING TWEETS OUT OF CONTEXT IS FUNNY!
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I bet that’s the last time @BUPanhel asks @BUTriDelta to babysit their goldfish.
