Does that Tweetcreep bird look a little fatter to you? I heard that pets tend to look like their owners. So a writer’s article icon must look like it’s writer, right? And let me tell you, I had a ball on Thanksgiving. Not with turkey. Turkey is for chumps. It’s all about the appetizers and desserts. The dinner? You can make potatoes and corn any ol’ time. And because I was in a food coma (and my editor told me the Quad wasn’t going to post articles the second half of the week), there was no Tweetcreep.
BUT NOW I’M BACK, BABY! Writing this article. Because it makes me happier than any paper or project that I should probably be doing right now. And definitely happier than this creepy Mariah Carey/Justin Bieber “All I Want for Christmas” duet:
Don’t think about how I once again mentioned the Biebs in my opening schpeel… Just… Read. READ!
PARTIALLY FUNDED BY YOUR UNDERGRADUATE STUDENT FEE
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Turns out they’re cool with you playing with the puppies, but try to stuff one in your bag, and they freak out.
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA ORANGE!
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Wait… who’s at the door? #CliffhangerTweets
A CRIME AGAINST TERRIER HUMANITY
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A BU account tweeting about how BC is good at something?! THE ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED! Damn Eagles…
OH HEY, WE’RE ALL GONNA FAIL
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I’m not sure if this is supposed to be inspiring or entirely depressing…
MMMMMM…
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Having the word “griddles” in that hashtag is just cruel and misleading.
WHEN YOU ASSUME…
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What else do I have to do on a Wednesday night?! WHAT ELSE?! That’s Modern Family night, ladies. And I’ll probably watch it in my pajamas with a cup of cocoa. That’s a packed schedule.
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET
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#Morbid.
EASY GUESS
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Wonder what kind of “creative solutions” didn’t get featured in that article.
BIDDIES ON PARADE
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And for those not pledging, you’ve almost made it through the difficult pledge period. Two down, one more to go.
EXCUUUUUUUSE ME?!
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Oh… Well… Now that @MugarLib is just pirating my article I’ll just excuse myself…
