Well… the news we have all been waiting for finally broke. You’ve always wondered, and it has finally been confirmed. Pat Sajak has admitted that he has hosted Wheel of Fortune drunk before. Sajak was a real trooper about it, though, and offered no apologies. He said he could get drunk back in the day because 1) he was young 2) the show was boring. Which is pretty much every BU biddie’s excuse for being drunk innapropriately. “I’M YOUNG AND I’M DRUNK BECAUSE BEING SOBER SUCKS!” (Note: that is not a real quote. I did not interview one woman before making this claim.)
And in BU news, MTV’s MADE is coming to campus. Hopefully, the producers won’t be disappointed in what our school has to offer as far as 15-minute-fame seekers, but if they are, might I suggest crossing the street to BU Academy? Seems much more in their demographic anyways. I know you are all wondering what I would like to be MADE into. And I have put lots of thought into this (and by lots I mean none at all), and I think I would like to be MADE into Dean Elmore, who’s got the sweetest gig on campus and savors every moment of it. And if not Dean Elmore, than probably Bo Yee from the West Campus dining hall. And then if not her, probably Kourtney Kardashian’s unborn child.
But enough of my daydreaming! On to the article that The Quad actually asked for!
#DIDIGOTOOFAR?
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Awwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaah! #playersgonnaplay
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Insert a snarky Chelsea Handler reply here.
ROCKET LAUNCHER FOR SALE
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Sticks and stones may break their bones, but grenades and guns are most effective.
SECOND IN EXCITEMENT ONLY TO NORTH DAKOTA
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And how many of you are unfortunate enough to have lived in Montana?
ME IN 115 DAYS…
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BU undergraduates will probably interview to be made into a “ladies’ man”, some sort of obscure athlete or motocross champ. BU grads, however, would simply be asked to be made into an employed American.
“DUDE, DO YOU HAVE A WATERING CAN I CAN BORROW?”
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Is the answer… anyone except the fire department?
THE OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN SONG OR THE MUSICAL?
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More like Baja Men.
NICK NOLTE?! REALLY?!
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No one’s favorite made the list. (Yes, I’m referring to Ryan Gosling.)
FYI: THIS DOESN’T DETER ANYONE
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So what you’re saying is… pulling an all-nighter while legally drunk is better than just pulling an all-nighter? Two negatives make a positive? Or in this case, a hangover.
WHY CAN’T WE BE FRIENDS? OH RIGHT…
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That’s weird. Normally Boston and New York are on the exact same page when it comes to sports teams. These next two weeks are sure going to be uncomfortable.
#DIDIGOTOOFARAGAIN?
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Afternoon Quickie: Women’s Team Crushed – When S&M Goes Bad
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Now THAT’S news reporting! Damn!
