Greetings creeps we’re done!!!!!! This final stretch until the election will probably be great, and we will most likely have nothing but calm waters until November. Peace has settled upon the nation. Happiness is rampant.
(I know I’m wrong. Just let me have this, team. You know what they say about waking a sleepwalker: “dream on, dream on, dream on, dream until your dreams come true.”)
WEEK RECAP:
-We’ve moved on from our internet-created-Frankenstein-monster/worst Halloween costume ever Ken Bone to our new shining debate nugget: “you’re the puppet”
-David Letterman is adorable
-The Forbes 30 Under 30 Summit happened right here in Bostown, but none of you were there because tickets cost $600, and that’s ridiculous.
THURSDAY RECOMMENDATIONS:
Ira and Sarah witness the alcohol-induced mayhem of college students in her front yard. https://t.co/c0Tfv9ev2m pic.twitter.com/FH7Wz7lifn
— This American Life (@ThisAmerLife) October 14, 2016
Which segues nicely into the real reason we’re all here:
TWEET TIME!
Don't forget – @BUHospitality is hosting CGS students for a hotel tour & info session on October 29th. https://t.co/P1GUccdo9h
— BU CGS (@BUCGS) October 19, 2016
“All of the rooms look the same, the ice machine is down the hall, the pool is small and full of angry toddler pee, and you will graduate in 2.5 years wherein you will be pointing these things out to tourists until the day you die.”
Warren will have Rice Krispy Treats at Dinner on Wed at least that's what the Illuminati told us. https://t.co/HFm0JsHURD
— BU Dining Services (@BUDiningService) October 18, 2016
Uh but then you'd have to answer to the Warden & spend a month in the hole.#missyoutoo https://t.co/7jXNX4mMcE
— BU Dining Services (@BUDiningService) October 18, 2016
EVIDENCE!!!!!! BU DS IS IN BED WITH THE ILLUMINATI!!!! AND THE WARDEN!!! and a hole?
“It puts the plate on the conveyor belt or else it gets the hose again.”
#rip Buff Bill #clearyourplatesplease
There's so much digital content and not enough time. Learn how to behave like a "nomad" with today's media influx: https://t.co/iZE3mN8z7e pic.twitter.com/CeUkjh99wV
— BU COM (@COMatBU) October 16, 2016
- So. much. digital. #Cyber forever. All of the matrix.
- Tiny computer s’cute! Look at the little bitty keys! And that micro-thermos! Neat!
- Nomads don’t “behave” like anything. They are unshowered people roaming around together enjoying each other’s stench. If you want that, the red line is right over there.
An aquatics class is great for overall health, low impact on your muscles and joints, and earns you 50 points in… https://t.co/MxN0kC2mpd
— BU FitRec Center (@FitRec) October 17, 2016
50 points for what Fit Rec??? GRYFFINDOR??? GRADUATION?? JEOPARDY????
You can’t do this to me!!!!! I need answers! And more academic credits.
ALSO WHAT IS AN AQUATICS CLASS??? IS IT JUST QUALITY POOL TIME???
My joints hurt from engaging in this high-impact WordPress activity.
Curious how many free hours you have everyday? Download the 24 hour #TimeManagement grid to figure it out: https://t.co/FqodRpe6fe @BUERC pic.twitter.com/bYzCfkYwdt
— BU CCD-ERC SAs (@CCDERC_SA) October 19, 2016
Guys, ignore the slick marketing here. The 24 hour #timemanagement grid is a printable excel spreadsheet with hours on it. Curious how many free hours you have everyday? Count the number of American Horror Story: Hotel episodes you binged today and multiply that by 7 days. That’s how many free hours you could have next week.
***Spoiler alert: I could have 8***
******That’s like watching Spotlight 3 times. Which I have also done.******
Well, I’m drained. That’s all from me folks. Stay sexy, don’t get murdered. Byeeeeeeee.