BU TweetCreep: December 5th – December 9th

Here we are, kiddies. The last post of the semester. Last post of 2011.

But I’ll be coming back to you in 2012 (the year of my graduation #HELP) to creep on you, to love on you and to laugh at you. I mean WITH YOU! WITH YOU! Damnit.

I threw in a few extra tweets this week because y’all were particularly hilarious. And also because we all need a little laugh break when it comes to finals. If my jokes don’t do that for you, this video definitely will:

Dog disco. Why didn’t I think of it?!

 

SPELL CHECK

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I’m sorry. I think you misspelled “Sandra Bullock”. You spelled it “Demi Lovato.”

TAKING SPORTS LINGO OUT OF CONTEXT

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Double fistin’ the pipes? And I thought student athletes were supposed to be role models…

HEADLINE: PEOPLE DO STUFF

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It’s fine. When it comes to my news, I like it vague.

PHYSICS ASSIGNMENT, ANYONE?

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Guys… that’s… that’s really, really fast.

DINING SERVICES GETS SO UPPITY 

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White grape juice?! White?! We aren’t ANIMALS! (Plus Coca-Cola makes white grape juice. Pepsi makes the standard concord grape juice.)

SERIOUSLY. STOP.

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http://twitter.com/#!/BostonUnivNews/status/144304341489160193

WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP TWEETING ABOUT BC?! WE DON’T CARE! WE AREN’T ALLOOOOOOOWED TO CARE!

SPORTS BANTER: THE MEANER THE BETTER

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So cruel. So cruel, yet so beautiful.

COMM AVE WIND TUNNEL = TROPICAL OASIS? 

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Have I ever pictured that? Are you kidding me? That image gets me through every Boston winter.

MAKES ME A LITTLE SAD, ACUTALLY

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Is that really the best part about being in a sorority? Not a very good endorsement…

SYNONYMS

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And by “falsified definition”… she means “biddie.”

AT LEAST SHE STILL HAS A FACEBOOK FAN PAGE

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This TweetCreep in honor of Allison. RIP. You were a kind woman. Although I never did understand a damn word you said.

I’M ONLY HALF KIDDING…

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But maybe another Lifetime movie?! Eeeeeeek! We could only be so lucky. #fingerscrossed

 

 

About Liz Breen

I write TweetCreep. And drink highly caffeinated drinks. Sometimes, I do both at the same time. @beinglizbreen

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