Here we are, kiddies. The last post of the semester. Last post of 2011.
But I’ll be coming back to you in 2012 (the year of my graduation #HELP) to creep on you, to love on you and to laugh at you. I mean WITH YOU! WITH YOU! Damnit.
I threw in a few extra tweets this week because y’all were particularly hilarious. And also because we all need a little laugh break when it comes to finals. If my jokes don’t do that for you, this video definitely will:
Dog disco. Why didn’t I think of it?!
SPELL CHECK
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I’m sorry. I think you misspelled “Sandra Bullock”. You spelled it “Demi Lovato.”
TAKING SPORTS LINGO OUT OF CONTEXT
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Double fistin’ the pipes? And I thought student athletes were supposed to be role models…
HEADLINE: PEOPLE DO STUFF
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It’s fine. When it comes to my news, I like it vague.
PHYSICS ASSIGNMENT, ANYONE?
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Guys… that’s… that’s really, really fast.
DINING SERVICES GETS SO UPPITY
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White grape juice?! White?! We aren’t ANIMALS! (Plus Coca-Cola makes white grape juice. Pepsi makes the standard concord grape juice.)
SERIOUSLY. STOP.
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http://twitter.com/#!/BostonUnivNews/status/144304341489160193
WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP TWEETING ABOUT BC?! WE DON’T CARE! WE AREN’T ALLOOOOOOOWED TO CARE!
SPORTS BANTER: THE MEANER THE BETTER
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So cruel. So cruel, yet so beautiful.
COMM AVE WIND TUNNEL = TROPICAL OASIS?
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Have I ever pictured that? Are you kidding me? That image gets me through every Boston winter.
MAKES ME A LITTLE SAD, ACUTALLY
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Is that really the best part about being in a sorority? Not a very good endorsement…
SYNONYMS
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And by “falsified definition”… she means “biddie.”
AT LEAST SHE STILL HAS A FACEBOOK FAN PAGE
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This TweetCreep in honor of Allison. RIP. You were a kind woman. Although I never did understand a damn word you said.
I’M ONLY HALF KIDDING…
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But maybe another Lifetime movie?! Eeeeeeek! We could only be so lucky. #fingerscrossed