Heyheyhey! The TweetCreep bird sings a little sweeter today, kiddies. Want to know why? You already know why! It’s SPRING BREAK!
Spring break, the time when 1/3 of students get drunk in the Gulf of Mexico, 1/3 sleep on their parents’ couch after watching 90s Nickelodeon reruns and 1/3 of students actually do something productive and volunteer on ASB–each option as magical as the last.
And let me tell you, by reading your tweets this week, you all deserve a break. Lots of angry tweets at @BUDiningServices (but what else is new, am I right?), lots of chatter about poor cubicle etiquette in Mugar and lots of talk about coffee/where to get it/how to steal it. These are all signs of one thing… midterms. I hope you all aced them, but if you didn’t, a failed test makes great fuel for a beach bonfire!
So, enjoy it, Terriers. I mean, you’ve been starving yourself all winter for it, right? So make it the best it can be. You’re already on your way there by reading this article! (Too much?)
WAR STORIES
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I’m having flashbacks to Aquapocalyse…. It’s like my ‘Nam.
POLITICS SAY WHAT?
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Super Tuesday, right. I love Super Tuesday. I’m happy the Patriots are in it this year.
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No one knows what Super Tuesday is.
I HAVE A BIG MOUTH AND LITTLE CUPS
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C’mon. Freshmen do vodka shots bigger than that.
WHAT GAVE IT AWAY? THE HIPSTERS?
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And by quirky, they mean “Allston”.
HI, I’M THE CHICKEN YOU BASICALLY SLAUGHTERED
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Nothing gets my appetite going like personifying the meat I am about to eat.
… I CAN’T EVEN… WHAT?
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Simply harrowing.
THIS DESCRIBES THE ENTIRE CAST OF EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
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Yes… who is Snooki’s fiance? And how did he get himself into that mess?
IN FACT, I HEARD IT MAKES KIDS EVEN SMARTER!
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A cocaine endorsement, a tweet brought to you by that professor that got arrested for meth.
IT’S NOT A PROBLEM IF YOU’RE THE GUY DRESSED AS JESUS
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Can you imagine how hard it was for a guy dressed as a hotdog to find a girlfriend in the first place?
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@BUBookstore is going to make that same joke when handing out money at the end of the semester for books. “And none for Gretchen Weiners. Or anyone else.”