BU TweetCreep: Oct. 27 – Nov. 3

Good morning Krusty Krew! I’m exhausted. Here’s what went down this week:

Cubs! Cubs! Cubs! 108 years! Something about a goat curse? Idk I don’t follow baseball! I’m not crying in my bed, you are! I love the Cubs! I just want to be part of something bigger than myself! Go team!

Halloween: happened. We don’t have to talk about it. You looked great. Especially everyone who went as Stranger Things. I love the way you got someone to be the lights.

The CMAs: B.E.Y.O.N.C.E.

Politics: Early voting, KKK endorsed Trump, more Clinton emails, swing states, that’s it, right?

Extra extra! Bono is Woman of the YearVine died.

Picks of the week:

“Why pop culture can’t deal with black male sexuality.”

Obama’s inner thoughts

Spooooky stooooory by Shiiiiirley Jaaaacksooon 

 

Mmkay Twitter now…

Pretty sure my mom told me not to go into strange buildings in the hopes of receiving FREE candy. This feels weird. Also, I’m not sure what’s going on with that “tip” but I can guarantee I won’t remember that 2 seconds from now. So weirdly worded. Just tell me to be respectful. @BUPolice do you guys want me to edit these things for you? I will accept candy as payment.

TLDR: The B line won’t be moving anytime soon.

I know, I know, this isn’t in our acceptable TweetCreep timeframe but I just love this Tweet so friggin much. It’s like artful gibberish with delicately placed spelling mistakes. Honestly, if you told me Frances Stark was behind this tweet I’d believe you. Or that cowboy from Westworld. I’M STILL ON EPISODE ONE NO SPOILERS GUYS!!!

How dare you. Liz Lemon would NE-VER “speed network.” Unless Jack was going to try and Reagan his way through a group of undergrads, later discovering one who essentially replaces Lemon as his mentee, forcing Liz to “speed network” to find an undergrad to serve as her new advice coach… meanwhile, Tracy witnesses a robbery and makes it on to the nightly news which is then autotuned and goes viral. Jenna gets jealous of the attention and shows up on the scene of various crimes around the city trying to say something worth autotuning. Kenneth gets a Fitbit.

 

I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always. As long as you’re reading, my audience you’ll be.

Have a great weekend!!! Don’t forget to travel through time on Sunday!

Carly Sitrin

I'm the senior editor of The Quad. Interests include: frogs, backpacks, satire, Adele, and the oxford comma. Tweet me your dreams @carlysitrin.

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