BU TweetCreep: April 3rd-8th

It’s Opening Day here in Boston, but more importantly for us football fans, it’s time for another edition of #TweetCreep. It seems that after our twinterview with #TweetCreep star @BUDiningService, everyone else has stepped up their game with an extra serving of tweirdness this week. @Boston_CSA has left us full after dishing out some cringeworthy tweets of their own (though I have a feeling we’ll be hungry again in an hour). This also proved to be the most strangely sexual #TweetCreep in history — it’s up to you to decide whether that’s due to @BUQuidditch’s game of #BUQassassins or the recent appearance of @DerbyDaysBU2011. Now let’s get started, you tweirdos!

TwootLoose
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I’ll let them slide on this one since they had probably been doing the cha-cha slide for charity for about 500 hours at this point.

GSU-cest
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Since they’re both located in the same building, this crush seems kind of incestuous. But, if it’s in a George Michael Bluth/Maeby Funke way, then I’m all for it. #kissingcousins

No Need to Chew When You’re on Crew
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As someone who lived in Towers for two years and witnessed the men’s crew team’s “feeding time” in the dining hall, I can answer this simply: everything in sight (minus the trays [R.I.P], though I can’t say I wouldn’t be surprised if one ever tried to).

When the Little Mermaid Lost Her Voice?
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Ah yes, that’s a good one from one of the original black and white silent Mickey Mouse films.
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I mean, I know you’re supposed to be quiet in the library, but this is a little ridiculous.

Balls to the Wall
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Was there really no better way to phrase that sentence than “get ready to throw some balls!”? I want to give a tape recorder to @BUIntramurals and have them listen back to their tweets aloud. #TobiasTweets

Neigh
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Not sure what “derby talk” entails, but I’m sure @BUIntramurals can help them out with the dirty talk at the very least.
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Saying “grab whoever you want” basically turns #carjam into a frat party, right? #derbytalk
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Umm…that’s what she said? #theCornballer

He’s Just Being @BUDiningService[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/budiningservice/status/55105179632156672″]
Actually, that’s probably a valid argument because I’m 86% sure that Charlie Sheen joined Twitter solely because of @BUDiningService.

One-Way Tweet
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WHO ARE THEY TALKING TO?! Could it be, @MugarLib?
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I feel like these tweeps are using the method described by @BUDiningService when Twitter first started: tweeting and holding a mirror up to the tweet as if they’re talking to someone else when they’re really talking to themselves.

Yet Another 90’s Song Reference
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That’s my favorite Silverchair song, too! SO WEIRD!

This One Time at Quidditch Camp…
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This must be the @BUQuidditch version of #derbytalk. Sexy, kind of…

#BU Pride?
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Ouch…so does that make us seniors the class of big dummies??
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Jeez, sounds like @BU_tweets is giving us no choice but to shove them in a locker based on that description. Welcome to #BU, froshies! (insert hazing scene from Dazed and Confused here).

I Can See Your Dirty Weekends[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/bumedicine/status/55653609790124033″]
Is that what they call weekends after you leave college and enter the real world? Because I think @harvardhoochies would argue that “dirty” and “weekends” are pretty redundant.

They Should be Forced to Study the Art of Twitter
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I’m not going to make a Chinese parents joke, I’m not going to make a Chinese parents joke…
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Yes, that tweet alone should do the job to keep that long-running tradition alive. Good going, guys!
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Rush Hour 2, duh. Also, are they tweeting to themself again? That’s as sad as retweeting yourself.

Boy Meets Blog
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I don’t even need to read the blog post. I’m already intrigued/amused. #FEE-HEE-EEEEENY!

Can’t Deny Your Jersey Shore Roots
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HA! Trying to lay low after our twinterview, huh? We’ll see how long this lasts…
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…that seems about right.
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I think we can all quit Twittter now, guys. #we’renotworthy