BU TweetCreep: April 3rd-8th
By Meghan Ross | Apr 8th, 2011
It’s Opening Day here in Boston, but more importantly for us football fans, it’s time for another edition of #TweetCreep. It seems that after our twinterview with #TweetCreep star @BUDiningService, everyone else has stepped up their game with an extra serving of tweirdness this week. @Boston_CSA has left us full after dishing out some cringeworthy tweets of their own (though I have a feeling we’ll be hungry again in an hour). This also proved to be the most strangely sexual #TweetCreep in history — it’s up to you to decide whether that’s due to @BUQuidditch’s game of #BUQassassins or the recent appearance of @DerbyDaysBU2011. Now let’s get started, you tweirdos!
TwootLoose
Found some snazzzy stuff in the #BUDM box o treasures!! Butterly pin?? Hell ya see you there #DMdelusions
@BUDanceMarathon
BU Dance Marathon
I’ll let them slide on this one since they had probably been doing the cha-cha slide for charity for about 500 hours at this point.
GSU-cest
#sincewebeinghonest: we might have a secret celebrity crush on @theGSU Mavens (shhhhh don't tell anyone)
@BUCSC
BostonUniversity CSC
Since they’re both located in the same building, this crush seems kind of incestuous. But, if it’s in a George Michael Bluth/Maeby Funke way, then I’m all for it. #kissingcousins
No Need to Chew When You’re on Crew
As someone who lived in Towers for two years and witnessed the men’s crew team’s “feeding time” in the dining hall, I can answer this simply: everything in sight (minus the trays [R.I.P], though I can’t say I wouldn’t be surprised if one ever tried to).
When the Little Mermaid Lost Her Voice?
Ah yes, that’s a good one from one of the original black and white silent Mickey Mouse films.
I mean, I know you’re supposed to be quiet in the library, but this is a little ridiculous.
Balls to the Wall
Was there really no better way to phrase that sentence than “get ready to throw some balls!”? I want to give a tape recorder to @BUIntramurals and have them listen back to their tweets aloud. #TobiasTweets
Neigh
we are shaking with enthusiasm over @DerbyDaysBU2011 #tAlkderbytΦmeno but really #tAlkderbytΦme ... Alpha Phi domination
@AlphaPhiBU
Alpha Phi
Not sure what “derby talk” entails, but I’m sure @BUIntramurals can help them out with the dirty talk at the very least.
Grab an umbrella, grab a jacket, grab whatever/whoever u want #carjam is still goin down
@DerbyDaysBU2011
Sigma Chi IY
Saying “grab whoever you want” basically turns #carjam into a frat party, right? #derbytalk
Umm…that’s what she said? #theCornballer
He’s Just Being @BUDiningService
Miley Cyrus came back to Twitter after over a year absence, she said it was because of Charlie Sheen, come on Miley, you know you missed us!
@BUDiningService
BU Dining Services
Actually, that’s probably a valid argument because I’m 86% sure that Charlie Sheen joined Twitter solely because of @BUDiningService.
One-Way Tweet
WHO ARE THEY TALKING TO?! Could it be, @MugarLib?
I feel like these tweeps are using the method described by @BUDiningService when Twitter first started: tweeting and holding a mirror up to the tweet as if they’re talking to someone else when they’re really talking to themselves.
Yet Another 90′s Song Reference
That’s my favorite Silverchair song, too! SO WEIRD!
This One Time at Quidditch Camp…
It's a rainy day at #BU. Might a dementor wait in the mist? Or your assassin? Terriers, keep your Patronuses close. #BUQassassins
@BUQuidditch
BU Quidditch
This must be the @BUQuidditch version of #derbytalk. Sexy, kind of…
#BU Pride?
Ouch…so does that make us seniors the class of big dummies??
Getting to know the #BU Class of 2015: http://bit.ly/gdSMo7 A smaller, brainier class hailing from over 100 countries. #Boston
@BU_Tweets
Boston University
Jeez, sounds like @BU_tweets is giving us no choice but to shove them in a locker based on that description. Welcome to #BU, froshies! (insert hazing scene from Dazed and Confused here).
I Can See Your Dirty Weekends
Worried about your heart during sex? Dr Balady spks w #NYT about headlines claiming "dirty weekends" are dangerous http://nyti.ms/idRwN3 #BU
@BUMedicine
BUSchool of Medicine
Is that what they call weekends after you leave college and enter the real world? Because I think @harvardhoochies would argue that “dirty” and “weekends” are pretty redundant.
They Should be Forced to Study the Art of Twitter
Yea mom and dad GOSH! Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time. @AncientProverbs
@Boston_CSA
BUCSA
I’m not going to make a Chinese parents joke, I’m not going to make a Chinese parents joke…
We Chinese people have been eating rice since 7500 BC in the Pengtoushan culture! Let's keep this tradition going guys! #ChinesePride
@Boston_CSA
BUCSA
Yes, that tweet alone should do the job to keep that long-running tradition alive. Good going, guys!
Today is Jackie Chan's Birthday! #ChinesePride I'm gonna watch The New Police Story again to celebrate, hb you? @Boston_CSA
@Boston_CSA
BUCSA
Rush Hour 2, duh. Also, are they tweeting to themself again? That’s as sad as retweeting yourself.
Boy Meets Blog
New blog post! THIRSTY THURSDAYS: My Grudge Against Cory Matthews http://bit.ly/gKxY0C
@MugarLib
Mugar Library
I don’t even need to read the blog post. I’m already intrigued/amused. #FEE-HEE-EEEEENY!
Can’t Deny Your Jersey Shore Roots
glad u enjoyed it. Never heard of that show,sounds like a nice wholesome family show @yelenaaa chicken parm like Sunday dinner Jersey Shore
@BUDiningService
BU Dining Services
HA! Trying to lay low after our twinterview, huh? We’ll see how long this lasts…
Just came from a mtg with Snooki's people, we are close to reaching a deal between us, reworking script could be awhile.. More later...
@BUDiningService
BU Dining Services
…that seems about right.
Ok script is done & Snooki likes it, we begin shooting in GSU Friday...Oh no wardrobe doesn't have Chef hat to fit her poof... Shut it down!
@BUDiningService
BU Dining Services
I think we can all quit Twittter now, guys. #we’renotworthy
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